Disillusionment

When I was a child I used to think that alot of things were better than they seemed.

Like, catching and touching snakes. Now that I have grown up a little bit more I realized that, catching and touching is really not all it is cracked up to be. Now, I can catch a snake as easy as most people can put on a coat.

Also, Santa Claus. My sister still believes but I know better than that. All it takes is a few PG-13 movies to figure that out. I always wondered how he could get his self down chimneys when alot of people don't have them

Thesis Statement

My research paper is about what are the similarities and differences between blind worm snakes and glass lizards.

1)http://www.anapsid.org/legless.html

2)http://www.dnr.state.wi.us/org/land/er/factsheets/herps/Slnliz.htm

3)http://www.oplin.org/snake/fact%20pages/worm_snake_eastern/worm_snake_eastern.html

4)http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.oplin.org/snake/quick%2520id/id_images/fp_blind.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.oplin.org/snake/quick%2520id/cp_worm01.html&h=128&w=150&sz=10&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=cy3its_OEypOXM:&tbnh=76&tbnw=90&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblind%2Bworm%2Bsnakes%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

All of these web addresses are vrey helpful and long. The first two are Glass Lizards and the second two are worm snakes

Advantages and Disadvantages

How I'm disadvantaged
1. One reason why I'm disadvantaged is because I lack social skills. It is kind of like if I do not grow up with you I do not know you and kind of do not really want to know you. Because I had problems when I was a child.

How I'm advantaged
1. I was raised by great parents.
2. I have good manners and I'm playful.
3. I can always find a way to get out of something
4. I'm blessed. To me it is not about the clothes you wear. It is not about how you look. It is about knowing who you are inside and what your goals are.

A to Z Life

Animals are my life.
Before I could say mom I knew animals.
catastrophic event I have a sister.
Dog named Zeus.
exhibit interpretation at the zoo.
First girlfriend Paula from Argentina.
Gone to USVI.
Hallejuah going to Orlando with church.
Ian is a great friend.
Jeanelle is very annoying but a great sister.
Kangaroo born named Damn.
Love calamari especially fried.
Met Dominique Dawkins.
Nice puppy Storm.
On the reptile team at the zoo.
Pancakes and Danimals.
Q-dog is what fraternity my father is in.
Right-handed.
Sister's animals all die quickly.
Turtle named benny set free.
Umbrella flipping.
Very important day July 21st.
With a horrible football team 2006.
X-friend Peter Wiemer.
Yes I did have ants in my pants.
Zzzzzzzz is very fun.

Cadaverous

1. When I die I want my body to cremated at my cousins cremation place. Then my family will travel down to Florida they will have my memorial service on the Island Amelia they will release my ashes it to the Atlantic Ocean. Where all life created and mine ended.
2. I think that I did a good job in life, so I think that my soul will be reincarnated in to a bald eagle. Even though I am a Christian I still believe in reincarnation. I also believe that while in after life that you have to do something to be able to be reborn.
3. I believe that when I die that the world will go into a horrible depression. They will make movies of me and be a conservation company.